1 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,200 LIVELY MUSIC 2 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,400 BRAKES SQUEAK 3 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,560 KNOCK ON WINDOW 4 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,640 WINDOW WINDS DOWN 5 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,040 WHISPERS: What are you doing? 6 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,160 I can't go home. 7 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,080 Why? 8 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,640 There's cum on my dress. 9 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,240 Rory's? 10 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,320 No. 11 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,640 CAR DOOR OPENS 12 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,800 CAR DOOR CLOSES 13 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,480 Tell me everything. 14 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,080 Who was it? 15 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,080 The silver fox? 16 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,160 I knew you were gonna ride him. 17 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,200 Oh. 18 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:19,720 Was it not good? 19 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,880 He didn't even get inside me. 20 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,840 What? He didn't even get it inside me! 21 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,760 So you didn't... No. 22 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,080 He just... Came all over my dress. 23 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,840 On your dress? He literally came all over my dress. 24 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,800 That's literally all I got out of it. 25 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,960 I've had teenage fingerings 26 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,560 at the Christian Brothers College disco 27 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,400 that were more sexually satisfying than that. 28 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,560 You let guys finger you at the CBC disco? 29 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,680 Everyone let guys finger them at the CBC disco. 30 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,880 That was the whole point! 31 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,320 It's not fair! CAR HOOTS 32 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,040 I got six A1s in the leaving certs. 33 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,400 Literally the highest score you can get. 34 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,440 I got into the College of Surgeons for Christ's sake, 35 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,000 but I can't get a middle aged man to fuck me in a car park? 36 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,440 I can't even have a simple affair. 37 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,400 Well... I just want to have sex! 38 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,200 CAR HOOTS Let's not keep doing that. 39 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,280 HOOTER BLARING 40 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,920 Do you and Rory not have sex? 41 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,120 Of course we have sex. We're not Mormons! 42 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,640 It's just been a while. 43 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,280 How long's a while? 44 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,120 Three months... 45 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,200 Six months. 46 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,040 A year. A year? 47 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Why? 48 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,560 Because he's been training for a triathlon 49 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,680 and it's a high endurance, multidisciplinary sport 50 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,360 and it makes him very, very tired. 51 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,920 I thought you were training too. 52 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,240 I gave up! CRYING 53 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,120 Oh, Caroline... 54 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,320 No, stop! 55 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,720 I don't want your pity. I hate that. 56 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,400 But I think it's really sad. 57 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,640 You're a woman in the prime of your life. 58 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,080 You should be having great sex. 59 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,200 I know that! 60 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,600 Don't you think I know that? 61 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:02,640 Don't you think I know that? I want to have great sex! 62 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,840 I want to have great sex! 63 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,640 I want to have great sex! HOOTING 64 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,880 We need to go inside now. 65 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,280 No. Yes. Yep, come on. 66 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,120 CARO: I tried to cheat on my lovely, loyal boyfriend. 67 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,080 I'm a terrible person. 68 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,760 You are not a terrible person. 69 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,240 You're just unhappy in your relationship. 70 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,880 I'm not that unhappy. 71 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,400 Most of the time I feel nothing. 72 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,160 WHISPERS: Oh, what if Rory finds out? 73 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,280 Would that be the worst thing? 74 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,320 Yes! 75 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,360 He's the only person in my life 76 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,720 I can actually rely on. 77 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,400 Caroline, do you want to end up like our parents? 78 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,840 In a sad, sexless relationship 79 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,600 made functional by weekly visits 80 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:12,640 made functional by weekly visits to an acupuncturist? 81 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,120 to an acupuncturist? 82 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,560 Or do you want to live on your terms, 83 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,240 with a man who knows you 84 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,600 and appreciates you 85 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,480 and who you can have great sex with... 86 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,680 at least several times a week? 87 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,680 That feels like a lot. I do double shifts. 88 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,880 - This could be an opportunity. 89 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,440 For what? To tell Rory how you feel. 90 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,440 Oh... 91 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,000 Something important is missing 92 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,320 in your relationship. 93 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,320 If he doesn't want to fix that, 94 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,040 maybe he's not the guy for you. 95 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,720 You are not a terrible person. 96 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,240 I should have told you about Jack and Kristen 97 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,040 I've known she was pregnant for ages. 98 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,120 Why didn't you tell me? 99 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,280 I guess I was seeing if you'd really changed. 100 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,160 It was shitty. I'm sorry. 101 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,120 WHISPERS: I'm sorry too. 102 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,240 KNOCKING ON DOOR ANT: Shiv! 103 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,440 Dad's leaving! 104 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,760 What? He's packing up his stuff! 105 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,640 He's leaving mum. 106 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,600 CARO: What the fuck, Ant? 107 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,920 SHIV: Dad! What's going on! 108 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:51,840 Jesus! You're all there! 109 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,640 What's that on your...? 110 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,880 Nothing. Where are you going? 111 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:58,400 Umm... 112 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,840 Your mother and I have had a... 113 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,080 a little talk 114 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,560 and we think it's best if I go away for a while. 115 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:07,920 ANT: Away where? 116 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,640 To Mina's. 117 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,960 You were right, love, 118 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,360 what you said at the family meeting was right. 119 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,640 About time we had some honesty. 120 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,160 ANT: But you have been honest. 121 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,120 You're in an open marriage, we all know, so... 122 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,400 No, no... 123 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,240 It's not really an open marriage 124 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,200 if one of you's in love with someone else... 125 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,240 In love? 126 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,560 Thought it was just a casual sex thing with Mina. 127 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,800 -No, no. The sex was never the point. 128 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,200 It's like Shiv said... 129 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,200 For god's sakes, she's not the Dalai Lama! 130 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,600 Look, this is what they call a mid-life crisis. 131 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,280 No, it's not a mid-life crisis, Caroline, 132 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,000 because I'm not in mid-life. 133 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Yous are. 134 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,000 ALL: What?! 135 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,400 I am in the last act of my life 136 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,800 and if I don't start telling the truth now 137 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 when will I? 138 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:57,760 So, I'm doing it. 139 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,200 I'm owning it. 140 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,960 I am in love with Mina. 141 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,360 It's like you were sayin'... 142 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,640 Please, stop. 143 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 I'm sorry. 144 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,160 But it's the right thing, for both of us. 145 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,920 - I'll come back for the rest of me stuff. 146 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,800 So wait, wait, wait... 147 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,000 You're just leaving? Just like that? 148 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,080 I hope you'll come and spend some time with us. 149 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,720 You know, Mina really is a wonderful woman. 150 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,280 Oh, fuck you! 151 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,960 Fuck you! 152 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,800 This is your fault. CAR ENGINE STARTS 153 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:04,200 Well, that family meeting certainly stirred the pot. 154 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,080 Mum... Did you know Pam is missing? 155 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,160 -Pam, your neighbour? 156 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,600 She's not answering texts, 157 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,960 she's not answering emails. 158 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,240 I've had some very strange 159 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,640 encounters with her husband. 160 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,320 What's just happened, Mum? 161 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,440 He's replaced her, 162 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,840 that's what's happened, 163 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,440 with some redhead. 164 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,720 Are you okay? 165 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,000 I'm fine! 166 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,960 Is Pam okay? 167 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,080 That's the question. 168 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,880 BASHING SOUND 169 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,800 Course it's not your fault! 170 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,880 I'm the one who called the family meeting. 171 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,000 I'm the one who said to tell the truth. 172 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,200 Hold it steady will ye? 173 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,840 I need to get a proper swing. 174 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,800 My parents have just split up. 175 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 I know, love. 176 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,640 It's disappointing for everyone 177 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,680 when an open relationship doesn't work out. 178 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,920 But what's it got to do with you? 179 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,920 They're adults. 180 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,560 You've about as much control over them 181 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,520 as you do the old glug glug glug. 182 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,080 Speaking of, how are you feeling about tonight? 183 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,600 Err, what's tonight? 184 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,800 The meeting! You're our speaker! 185 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,000 What? I... 186 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,360 Come on! Hold it steady! 187 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,320 Karen, I can't do the talk tonight! 188 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,720 I'm a mess. 189 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,360 Those are always the funniest, haha! 190 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,560 Please find someone else. 191 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,640 I'll do it next time. 192 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,840 You made a commitment! 193 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah, I know. Part of not behaving like an addict 194 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,400 is honouring our commitments, 195 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,840 instead of going on a bender, 196 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,040 we stick to our word! 197 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,560 Yeah! Because believe it or not, 198 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,640 there's people in more pain than you. 199 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,200 And hearing your story, how you got sober 200 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,240 how you stayed sober despite having no job, 201 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,840 no home, no meaningful relationship... 202 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,720 will you hold the fucking thing steady! 203 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,480 I'm going for Katie Taylor here. 204 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,600 Okay. 205 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,280 I'll do the talk! 206 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,800 Ah, good girl! 207 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,120 Cause it's a bitch to find someone last minute. 208 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,120 Put on a bit of lippy 209 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,560 and run a brush through your hair beforehand! 210 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,600 We're alcoholics, not savages! 211 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,800 Hideous. 212 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,840 PHONE RINGS 213 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,440 ANT: Yo. Where's Mam? 214 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,480 She's not picking up. 215 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,040 ANT: She went for a walk. 216 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,960 By herself? 217 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,080 ANT: Yeah. 218 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,360 And you let her? 219 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,400 What was I supposed to do? 220 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,440 CARO: For God's sake! 221 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,160 Her husband just left! She's vulnerable! 222 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,880 Wait, what are you saying? 223 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,640 That she might do something to herself? 224 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,920 CHATTING AND LAUGHTER 225 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,880 ANT: Hello? 226 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,960 Sorry, Ant, gotta go. 227 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,040 Wait, what about Mam? 228 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,960 Hey, Dan! 229 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,120 Hey... Can I have a word? 230 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,040 Yeah. Sure, Dr Sheridan. 231 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,600 Did you get home okay? 232 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,920 Yes. Yeah, I did, thanks. 233 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,600 You? Yeah, yeah. Yeah... 234 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,080 Well, no, I actually ended up staying at my parents 235 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,760 which turned into a... 236 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,480 Doesn't matter. Umm... 237 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,640 I just wanted to say, about last night, 238 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,400 because I don't want it to be weird between us. 239 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,400 No, no. No, me neither. 240 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,280 And what happened really wasn't a big deal. 241 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,040 No. I mean, shit happens . 242 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,920 People get excited in situations 243 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,800 and I was excited. 244 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,240 Maybe too excited. Yeah. 245 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 What? 246 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,000 DAN: Mm-hmm. 247 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:38,160 I just meant ,you know, we don't have to write it off as a total... 248 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,080 We could even 249 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,160 try again sometime... 250 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,960 Maybe? Umm... 251 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,640 No. 252 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,160 I don't think so. 253 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:49,960 No? But err... 254 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,640 Thanks. 255 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,120 BANGING AND CRASHING 256 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,480 FRANTIC KNOCKING 257 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,760 I'm at work, Ant. 258 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,400 ANT: I found this in Dad's stuff. 259 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,480 It's Carl's death cert. 260 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,120 He didn't die of some mysterious heart thing. 261 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,560 He committed suicide. It's right there. 262 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,200 Put that back where you found it. 263 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,640 Why? It'll upset people. 264 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,920 They've been lying to us! 265 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,640 There's Dad making me feel like I'm the fucking failure! 266 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,200 Carl's the coward who killed himself. 267 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,600 You don't know what you're talking about, okay? 268 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,800 Did you know about this? 269 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,080 My boss is looking at me. 270 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,200 Shiv, did you know? 271 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,360 I found him, Ant. Of course I knew. 272 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,400 Why didn't you tell me? 273 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,600 You were a kid, you didn't even know him! 274 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,760 You're supposed to be the fucking honest one! 275 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,840 - SHIV: Ant, wait! 276 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,640 Ant! 277 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 SHIV SIGHS 278 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,200 JACK: Hey. 279 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,360 What happened? 280 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,560 Ant found Carl's death cert. He didn't know. 281 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,920 Ah, shit. 282 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,160 You were supposed to answer the phones 283 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,080 while we meditate. 284 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,840 Err, she's got a family emergency. 285 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,840 Is everything okay? 286 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,000 JACK: Can she go early? 287 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,560 No. Honestly, there's no need. 288 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,200 Actually, that would be great. 289 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,080 If you go you could open tomorrow 290 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,920 and I can go to pregnancy yoga! 291 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,120 Everybody wins. 292 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320 Shiv! 293 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,000 Wait up! 294 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720 Yo! 295 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,760 JACK: Where you going? 296 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,000 I've a meeting shortly. 297 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,120 A meeting? 298 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,160 Fuck that. Excuse me? 299 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,360 You don't need to wallow in this shit. 300 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,800 You need to blow it off. 301 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,400 Well, I.... 302 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,880 I used to do that with whiskey 303 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,800 and it didn't work out so well, so... 304 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Wait... 305 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,560 How about we do something together? 306 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,320 JACK: Huh? 307 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,560 DOOR OPENS 308 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,160 Oh, this place looks fancy. 309 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,640 JACK: Table for two please. 310 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,600 Have you a reservation? 311 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:19,640 Have you a reservation? Oh, Arthur knows me. 312 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,720 Oh, Arthur knows me. 313 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,840 Jack Corcoran. He said stop in any time. 314 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,200 Call him if you want. 315 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,600 MAITRE D': Follow me please. 316 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,120 May I take your coat? No, thank you. 317 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,120 HAPPY RESTAURANT CHATTER 318 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,800 So... Have you decided? 319 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,440 We'll have a bit of everything. 320 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,640 Everything? Yeah. 321 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,680 The plates are small 322 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,360 and we've pretty big appetites, so why not. 323 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,480 We'll have a jug of that mint infused whatever that is too. 324 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,040 -Of course. 325 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,960 How much will this cost? Don't worry about it. 326 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,800 I owe a lot of people money. 327 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,120 It's taken care of, okay? 328 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,200 Here. 329 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,400 What do you think of that? 330 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,960 Err... 331 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,640 bog standard restaurant art? 332 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,040 Guy who owns this place, he's a big collector. 333 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,120 He's got some serious pieces. 334 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,840 I think it's pretentious. 335 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,040 I hate shit like that. 336 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440 Why, who's the artist? 337 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:46,960 Me. 338 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,880 What the...? Oh... 339 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,640 Shit. 340 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,360 Caroline! 341 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,640 Rory made me a barm brack. 342 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,600 A what? He made it himself. 343 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,960 It's so fluffy! 344 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,320 I got your message. 345 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,720 Thought I'd pop over after work. 346 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,160 Everything is made better by a barm brack. 347 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,560 So, you're okay then? 348 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,040 I was telling Rory about Pam. 349 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,240 I found her shoe! 350 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,560 And he was saying it's amazing 351 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,320 the amount of men that actually murder their wives. 352 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,760 The statistics are shocking. 353 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760 BERNIE: Well... 354 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,800 the indignity of being left for an older woman aside, 355 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,760 I've been spared that at least. 356 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,160 Have some cake, love. 357 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,680 It's delicious. 358 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,240 So, she's acting fully mental, right? 359 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,640 It's just the shock. 360 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,840 It's understandable. 361 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,120 Thanks for coming over today. 362 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,560 I couldn't leave Bernie by herself after that. 363 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,480 Jesus. 364 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,280 I can't believe old Tom just left. 365 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,480 After everything they've been through. 366 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,560 I know. 367 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,800 Where's the fecking loyalty, like? 368 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,160 They've been together forty years, 369 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,600 you don't turn around one day and... 370 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600 Rory? 371 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360 Yeah? 372 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,280 Will you marry me? 373 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880 Please. 374 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,840 CARO: Mum! KNOCKING ON WINDOW 375 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,400 Have we any champagne? 376 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,200 Champagne? 377 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,560 He said yes! 378 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,200 Who? 379 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,840 PARTY MUSIC 380 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,200 Oh, fuck off. 381 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,840 I am so sorry. Will you stop apologising? 382 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,040 I didn't mean to... Shit? 383 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,640 Yeah you did. 384 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,760 And you're right, 385 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,400 because I haven't made a decent piece of art in years. 386 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,080 Well I'm sure that's not true. 387 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,440 I'm just so fucking bored, Shiv. 388 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,160 I used to do things, go places. 389 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,640 I used to take risks. 390 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,600 And now I... 391 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,360 I've nothing to say. 392 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,400 Fatherhood's kind of risky. 393 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,960 What? It is! 394 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,600 It's not like it was planned, okay? 395 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,160 At least not by me. 396 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,640 Oh. 397 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,320 Don't you miss the old days, huh? 398 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,760 All the mad shit we used to do? 399 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,400 We were fucking crazy. 400 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,560 We were kids. No, no. 401 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,320 We just had balls back then. 402 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,720 MAITRE D': Burrata. 403 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,600 Made in West Cork. 404 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,480 Served with a grilled nectarine coulis 405 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,480 and a basil reduction. 406 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,760 Enjoy. 407 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,560 Listen, I err... 408 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,040 I appreciate what you've done for me today, 409 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,560 distracting me and treating me to dinner. 410 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,600 I'm not paying for dinner. 411 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,120 What? 412 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,880 But you said... 413 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,640 That's about 300 quid there. 414 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,120 I can't afford 300 quid. 415 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,200 I can, but... 416 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,160 where's the fun in that? 417 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,320 Huh? LAUGHS 418 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,640 No, no. No fucking way, Jack. 419 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,200 What? We used to do it all the time in college. 420 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,080 Doing a runner in here! We could get arrested! 421 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,680 Do you have a choice? 422 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Hmm? 423 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,640 Fuck you, Jack! 424 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,720 Nice... 425 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,880 Create a diversion... 426 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,880 We need to make it bigger. 427 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Bigger? 428 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,600 How fucking dare you! 429 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,240 Okay, it is one thing 430 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,680 sleeping with my sister, 431 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,760 but my brother! 432 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200 GASPING 433 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,440 Madam! Madam! Pick a fucking team! 434 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,880 Wait! You saw what she did? 435 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,320 She's a fucking nut job! 436 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,160 MAITRE D': Wait! Run, Shiv, run! 437 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,360 SCREAMING MAITRE D': Wait! 438 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,720 LAUGHING AND WHOOPING 439 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,240 But they know who you are! 440 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,600 Let 'em come find me! 441 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,800 You're a fucking lunatic! 442 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,080 PASSIONATE KISSING 443 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Nice studio. 444 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,040 Thanks. It's expensive. 445 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,000 Do you want to get that? 446 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,840 No. It'll just be my family. 447 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,560 They ruin everything.